"me, I like them tellin' tales, tales that show my cleverness. It's a fault, I know, but it's the way I am."
- Mr Nancy; 'American Gods' by Neil Gaiman

Me, I like telling tales, tales that make people laugh. It's a fault, I guess, but it's the way I am, and the tales'll show you that the way I am ent the best way to be. I never thought anyone saw them as anything other than amusing tales in which I generally look a bit silly. Now I find myself despised because of them. My 'current lifestyle' is condemned. My actions, described as an extended joke about my own stupidity, have been deemed dangerously irresponsible and condemned.