"I'm 14 and I don't like him. He's got a big forehead, LOL."
- Anon (to Radio1) on David Cameron

it's not about winning or losing, it's about the pie

"I don't want you breaking my friends' hearts when they find out that you can only get an erection if you are composing music on your computer surrounded by pictures of underdressed women."

I have an amusing accidental recording of me talking about dead butterflies.

I had a pencil once. But it was too sharp :(

I like writing letters. Especially when all I have to do is stick
naked women in an envelope.

Year 7s always give the same simple sentence:
-I walked to the shop.
and always complexify it thus:
-I walked to the shop and brought some crisps.
make of that what you will.

Apparently "falmouth is really cool. you'll hate it. there's things to do and people are really nice. it's like your nightmare."
It sounds hideous. Doing things and spendig time with nice people. No ta.

"How I miss people hammering on my door at obscene hours in the morning. Sitting in the kitchen for hours on end doing absolutely nothing but drink tea. Loitering in the corridors for no apparent reason what so ever. Playing the fun game: "Where is Ryan?" Having bell team practice (yes, I even miss that!) Saying we are going to go somewhere in ten minutes and not actually leaving for a good hour or so. Waging war against various spiders in the house (actually, I think that was just you). Making pizza with Larry. Watching Con Air nearly every week. Drinking on the rooftops. Having a BBQ in the the freezing cold. Saying "hi" to Alister in the morning. Saying "hi" to you in the morning (all though it was more likely early afternoon). Table Tennis..."
- Ollie Smith